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BFN 10DPO FYI, etc.

Today, I peed on a stick (POAS in the online trying to conceive community) and got a BFN (Big Fat Negative, or Big Fucking Negative).  Mixed feelings abound.  I became well-versed in the TTC (Trying To Conceive) acronyms during my six months of … Continue reading

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Surprise!

I think surprise parties are cruel. That’s right, I said it.  You walk into a room expecting one thing, and get something completely different.  Now, if you’d KNOWN there was going to be a party in your honor, you’d probably … Continue reading

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