Category Archives: Parenting

My baby is about to ruin your flight to Denver

Hello, fellow travelers.  I have some bad news.  I am going to be on your flight to Denver with my 17 month old baby.  When you see me approaching your row, you are going to make that “Oh no, a … Continue reading

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I’m Sorry I Deleted Your Comment

Please don’t be mad. Come on, baby.  Don’t be like that. You see, the comments I was receiving were falling mostly into one of two categories: Fuck that bitch. or Fuck YOU, bitch! And frankly, I wasn’t fond of either. … Continue reading

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